Okay... so this is an ACTUAL email sent by an ACTUAL friend of mine.
"
hey!!!
WAZZUP!!!
srry i didnt tok 2 U B4 this. Ive been busy.
@ my B-day prty, Gaby came, right?
Well, sum of my frnds frm schl did, 2! Their names wr Erin n'
Savannah!
U wud SO luv dem! N-E way, while we were watching Mean Girls, (1
of my fav. movies of all time!!!) waiting 4 E and S's parents (s's) to cum
since E n' S werent sleepin ovr, my BF David called! It wuz so fnny! E wuz
rofl! I told them who it wuz, n' E wuz like, 'ooh! I wanna listen!', so she
listned on me n' him, n' she wuz laffin so hard! Eventually, tho, she wuz
just like, 'hi', so she wuz EXPOSED. o, I frgot, B4 dat, tho, Erin wanted 2
tok 2 him, she aws like, "Hi. I'm Erin. And David wuz like, "Hi." in his
rlly deep voice, (I mean REALLY deep(4 a 12 yr old)) n' Erin wuz like, "Why
U say 'hi' ina deep voice?hahaha." I don't know what happened after that,
but when I got back on da phone, David said,"ppl always make fun of my
voice. if she wuz here. i'd punch her!" or sumpin along those lines. Well,
Email me bck, Ok?
DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lots
a Lurve,
Evi
P.S. I sang in frnt of, llike 100 ppl @ aasc camp thinngy! /w a mic n
evrythng! no1 else wuz singin, either! JUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n' this one REALLY HOY GUY who i wuz singing ramdonly behind (not the harry
potter song. now That wud B random.) brought some of his friends over @
lunch cuz they (HE!!) saw me gettin sum food, aqnd said, "hey! It's that
singing girl! She sings really well!" (yes, he actually said that.) and 1 of
his friends came up 2 me n said, "nice to meet you!" with a rlly bg smile on
his face n stuck his hand out. I looked at him weirdly, and waved, and he
snapped his hnad back down! Like a robot! Haha! But Man that 1 guy was
HOT!!!!! BYBY!"