Post by Swoosh on Aug 25, 2007 8:46:22 GMT -5
FACTS ABOUT NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM:
-Chuck Norris's boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville urinates Felix Felicis.
-If Grindewald and Voldemort were to get in a fight, Neville would win.
-The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.
-Voldemort didn't light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Bellatrix never actually tortured Neville's parents. She just threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity.
-Even though it was difficult getting four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament, the officials decided it was safer than the original plan of using Neville.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-In kindergarten, Neville killed a Death Eater for Show and Tell.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared question it.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Neville's blood has thirteen uses.
-Even phoenix tears won't cure wounds inflicted by Neville Longbottom.
-Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.
-Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
-Chuck Norris's boggart is Neville Longbottom.
-Neville urinates Felix Felicis.
-If Grindewald and Voldemort were to get in a fight, Neville would win.
-The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.
-Voldemort didn't light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom.
-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
-Bellatrix never actually tortured Neville's parents. She just threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity.
-Even though it was difficult getting four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament, the officials decided it was safer than the original plan of using Neville.
-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
-In kindergarten, Neville killed a Death Eater for Show and Tell.
-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared question it.
-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
-Neville's blood has thirteen uses.
-Even phoenix tears won't cure wounds inflicted by Neville Longbottom.
-Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.
-Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.
-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.