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Post by kathleensamazing on Aug 15, 2007 10:53:16 GMT -5
do you realize that you say so yeah at like the end of everyone of your posts??? lol
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Post by Swoosh on Aug 16, 2007 11:24:46 GMT -5
AAAAAAAHHHH!!! these are hilarious except the very last one is a little racist Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes. Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes! If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit Even though we all know that its wrong Maybe it would help us get along
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Post by kathleensamazing on Aug 16, 2007 16:42:55 GMT -5
wow swoosh wow.......and you say your straight
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Post by Swoosh on Aug 16, 2007 19:35:52 GMT -5
Dog owner to pup bugging drunk girl: Heel, dog, heel. Drunk girl's friend: Oh my god, what if that dog could actually heal you?!
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Post by kathleensamazing on Aug 16, 2007 19:40:32 GMT -5
damn there stupid, but hilarious! lol
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Post by Swoosh on Aug 18, 2007 18:06:06 GMT -5
Man #1: Cops can get away with anything these days. Man #2: Yeah, they could rape a raccoon if they wanted to.
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Post by kathleensamazing on Aug 18, 2007 18:48:02 GMT -5
Y the heck would somebody rape a raccoon?? AGH! lol
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Post by Swoosh on Aug 19, 2007 16:53:11 GMT -5
Teen #1: We are going to 34th Street. Teen #2: That's on 42nd, right?
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Ebola
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mmm... skyscraper, i love you
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Post by Ebola on Aug 19, 2007 17:17:26 GMT -5
Man on cell: No! NO! No disassemble Number 5!
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hannah
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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of
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Post by hannah on Aug 23, 2007 15:03:40 GMT -5
aah that was avenue Q everyone's a little bit racist its true but evryones just about as rascist as youuuuuuuuu u..............* um right anyway
Girl, as phone vibrates in her pocket: Oh, that scared me! My phone always scares me when it vibrates like that! Old lady in bike shorts: Girl, you should never let a vibrator scare you!
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Post by kathleensamazing on Aug 23, 2007 15:05:50 GMT -5
.......that conversation scares me!
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Post by Swoosh on Aug 25, 2007 16:55:55 GMT -5
Bowl-cut elementary schoolboy #1: ... And there'd be football players in the middle of nowhere! Bowl-cut elementary schoolboy #2: In December... Bowl-cut elementary schoolboy #1, in deep, slow voice: In my tummy.
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Post by kathleensamazing on Aug 27, 2007 18:59:23 GMT -5
hahah, i dont get it........
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Post by Swoosh on Aug 27, 2007 19:04:31 GMT -5
It's just so... weird and random. Here's another good one: Annoying little kid, to teenager: Greetings, teenager! We come in peace! Monotone teenager: Don't make me eat you. Nerrvous little kid, to annyoing kid: See? I told you they eat things. RUN!
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Post by kathleensamazing on Aug 29, 2007 16:44:45 GMT -5
OMFG IM LIKE CURLED IN A BALL LAUGHING HISTARICALLY! THATS LIKE REALLLLY FUNNY! ( and no thats not sarcasm!)
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