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Post by Swoosh on May 31, 2007 11:58:54 GMT -5
www.overheardinnewyork.comA funny, funny website containing thousands of hilarious snippets of conversation, overheard in NYC. (WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE.)
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maria
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Post by maria on May 31, 2007 18:08:51 GMT -5
hmmm... some of that stuff doesn't seem real...
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Post by Swoosh on May 31, 2007 22:08:51 GMT -5
I've heard lots crazier stuff than that, I think most of its real...
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Post by Nina ♥ on Jun 1, 2007 14:52:35 GMT -5
Wow....thats not clean...or funny o...............o
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Post by Swoosh on Jun 1, 2007 18:48:47 GMT -5
..Are you kidding? It's hilarious, I go there every day and leave in stiches... (not literally, of course).
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Post by TORI! (is so hyper it's scary) on Jun 1, 2007 21:27:56 GMT -5
Old lady: ... And he was so fed up with this other guy that he killed him. Old man: Oh. Passerby, shocked: You're talking about a movie, right? Old lady, confused: No.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
<3
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Post by Swoosh on Jun 2, 2007 0:44:08 GMT -5
Tori agrees with me.
I LOVE YOU, TORI.
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Post by TORI! (is so hyper it's scary) on Jun 2, 2007 9:24:03 GMT -5
It's great! I guess it just goes to show that Swoosh and I share humor.
*remembers strange phone calls*
... yup.
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Post by tyler on Jun 2, 2007 16:13:39 GMT -5
Well, I read through the main page, and nothing really made me laugh out loud. Swoosh, maybe you can share your favorite Overheards in this thread, the funniest ones.
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Post by Nina ♥ on Jun 4, 2007 5:25:10 GMT -5
Yes, I agree with Tyler because all of the ones I read either made me want to curl up in a ball and twitch or write an angry letter to people about how they have no ability to write comical jokes!
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Post by Nina ♥ on Jun 4, 2007 5:27:40 GMT -5
Ok, this is the only one that made me laugh
Hipster chick: Hey, what do you do when Pikachu won't get on a bus? Thug: I dunno. Hipster chick: You poke him on! Get it? Like Pokemon? Thug: No, then he would thunderstrike you. Hipster chick: [Silence.] Thug: He's an electric type, you know?
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Post by Nina ♥ on Jun 4, 2007 5:42:39 GMT -5
And maybe these, but only because the people in the museum are hilarious
Little boy: You know what I wish? I wish there were no more zebras... or dinosaurs.
Seven-year-old ghetto kid: This is the Earth, yo!
--Earth Science Hall, Museum of Natural History
Dad to seven-year-old son: If you're gonna steal somethin', you gotta steal somethin' you can sell.
--Museum of Natural History gift shop
Overheard by: rufus
Cowboy squinting at museum pamphlet with wife and kids: The Big... Bang? What's that?
--Museum of Natural History
Child passing the Australopithecus couple: Look, Ma! It's like you and Dad on your honeymoon!
--Museum of Natural History
Overheard by: Dottie
Employee: Welcome to the Hayden Planetarium. Please turn off your cell phones, digital cameras, and small children.
--Museum of Natural History
Mother: Stop screaming! They can't hear you!
--Museum of Natural History
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Post by {joy the hideous new girl} on Jun 4, 2007 6:32:43 GMT -5
Hobo putting hand on Justin Timberlake look-alike's shoulder: Oh, shit! It's Justin Timberlake, everybody! Look-alike: Uh, what? Tourist teenybopper: Can I have your autograph, please? Look-alike: I'm not Justin Timberlake. Tourist teenybopper: But you are. Hobo, to look-alike: Dude, you work with me here, okay? We'll do business. [To train] Ten bucks for Justin Timberlake's autograph, everyone! For 20 bucks he'll dance for you. Tourist teenybopper: I have five dollars... Hobo: We're in business! Look-alike: I'm going to kill you. Hobo, to look-alike: Damn, this is the best plan I've ever come up with! Except for the time I tried to sell Lindsay Lohan's piss for 20 bucks. Well
XD XD XD
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Post by Swoosh on Jun 4, 2007 12:39:37 GMT -5
Well, I went through the first two pages and here are all the ones that made me laugh out loud:
Customer: I'll have a large espresso. Barista: Coffee? Customer: No, black tar heroin! Barista: Right away, sir.
Old hobo: So, can I have your number? Pretty girl, who's been ignoring him for a while: Uh, no... Old hobo: Well, you're a lesbian! You don't want no man! Pretty girl: I already have a man. Old hobo: Yeah, a lesbian man!
Comedy ticket guy: Hey, do you like to laugh? Goth chick: No. Do I look like I like to laugh? Comedy ticket guy: My bad.
Teen tourist #1: Let's go in this souvenir store -- I want a name key chain. Teen tourist #2: Daneesha, they don't have your ghetto name on a key chain!
There were actuallya few more, but they were kinda innapropriate.
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Post by Nina ♥ on Jun 4, 2007 13:55:41 GMT -5
The last two are ok
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